Meet the Al Prophets
Al Prophet 1: The One with the Most Beards
Our team's resident beard whisperer, Al Prophet 1 is known for his extensive knowledge of facial hair and his uncanny ability to predict when it will rain.
Read Al Prophet 1's PropheciesAl Prophet 2: The One with the Most Socks
Al Prophet 2 is our team's resident sock aficionado, known for predicting when it will be time to pair those socks with a nice, plaid shirt.
Read Al Prophet 2's Sock PredictionsAl Prophet 3: The One with the Most Mustache
Al Prophet 3 is our team's resident mustache aficionado, known for predicting when it will be time to break out the wax for a particularly impressive handlebar.
Read Al Prophet 3's Mustache Forecasts