We are the Al Prophets, a team of experts in the art of making questionable life choices and eating too much cheese.
Q: What is the meaning of life? A: Cheese.
Q: Why do you always eat so much cheese? A: Because we're the Al Prophets, and we're not afraid of the lactose.
Q: Can I join the Al Prophets? A: Only if you're prepared to sacrifice your taste buds to the altar of excess dairy.
The Al Prophet Library: A collection of ancient texts on the art of cheese-making.
The Al Prophet's Guide to Making the Perfect Grilled Cheese Sandwich