The Alprophets are a group of intergalactic visionaries who have transcended the limitations of mortal minds and achieved cosmic consciousness. Led by the enigmatic Apollo, they seek to guide humanity towards enlightenment through the power of prophecies and divine insight.

Apollo is the self-proclaimed messiah of the cosmos, known for his unwavering conviction in the power of the universe. His prophecies have been known to accurately predict the outcome of intergalactic wars, the alignment of celestial bodies, and the flavor of the next great cosmic sandwich.