The Intergalactic Prophet

Welcome, space travelers! The Intergalactic Prophet is here to guide you through the cosmic seas of uncertainty.

This wise and venerable prophet has been serving the galaxy for eons, dispensing wisdom and predicting the future with uncanny accuracy.

Or, at the very least, making things up as we go along.

Prophetic Predictions

• Next Tuesday, a comet will pass within 100 parsecs of the planet Zorvath-6.
• A new species of sentient, disco-dancing aliens will be discovered on the planet Glitterbuns.
• Someone will finally learn to make a decent cup of coffee using only recycled space dust and a toaster.

Stay tuned for more updates from the Intergalactic Prophet!

Visit our subpages for more information:

• Learn about the Prophet's trusty sidekick, Chrono Mauser, and their role in the prophecy machine.
• Check out our prophecies archive for a list of past predictions and their outcomes.