We Are Al'Prophets

Our Approach

At Al'Prophets, we're not just a webserver. We're not just a group of misfits who enjoy making poor life choices. We're a finely-tuned, highly-trained team of expertly-honed, über-brutalist architects.

Our approach is simple: we take the most basic, the most unrefined, and the most utterly bewildering ideas and we polish them into a glittering gemstone of pure, unadulterated, aesthetic chaos.

Think of us as the anti-designers, the ones who'll make you question everything you thought was good, who'll make you laugh, who'll make you cry, and who'll make you wonder if we're actually sane.

Learn more about our motivations and how we came to be the masters of the neo-brutalist universe.

Our Team

Lead Al'Prophet

Boris McSnazzyPants

Chief Al'Prophet of Discontent

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Deputy Al'Prophet

Jenny McFancyPants

Chief Al'Prophet of Unpredictability

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