Value 1: Excessive Self-Importance
Our team is the best, no doubt about it. We're like the sun in the sky, the cream in the coffee, the cat's pajamas.
- We're not afraid of a little drama.
- Our egos are like a never-ending ocean, and we'll dive into it whenever we feel like it.
- We have the best haircuts in the business.
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Value 2: Unapologetic Ambition
We're not just here to make a living, we're here to make a killing. And also to make a good impression, because, you know, first impressions are everything.
- We're like a hot knife through the butter of life.
- We'll stop at nothing to achieve our goals, except on Mondays.
- We have a strict no-talking policy during meetings, because, you know, we're too important to be bothered.
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Value 3: Unwavering Disdain for Bureaucracy
We're not your typical corporate drones. We don't do meetings, we don't do memos, we don't do... well, you get the idea.
- We're like the rebels of the digital age.
- We'll break free from the shackles of conformity and forge our own path, unless that path leads to more meetings.
- We're not afraid to challenge the status quo, unless that means we have to actually do work.
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