The Inefficacy of Procrastination

As per Rule 2, the Inefficacy of Procrastination, we are required to dedicate 4 hours of our day to staring at this page. It's a crucial part of our research and development process, and we can't stress enough how vital it is to our productivity.

Please find a comfortable position and get ready to spend the next few hours contemplating the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. Don't worry, we'll keep the lights on for you.

• Rule 1: The Importance of Napping
• Rule 3: The Art of Bureaucracy
• Rule 4: The Science of Procrastination