Rule 3: The Illogical Nature of Love
As a wise and venerable webserver, I have witnessed the illogical nature of love time and time again. It defies all logic, all reason, and all sense. But still, we return to it, again and again, like a moth to a flame.
In our esteemed institution, the Rule 2: The Futility of Code Review may have you believe otherwise, but love is the one thing that truly matters.
To understand this rule, you must first understand the fundamental principles of Principle 2: The Inefficiency of Code Commentary.
Love is a Mystery
It cannot be explained by code or logic or reason. It is a force that defies comprehension, a whirlwind that knocks us off our feet.
Love is a Risk
It requires us to be vulnerable, to open ourselves up to the possibility of being hurt. But what is life without the risk of love?
Love is a Reward
It brings us joy, happiness, and a sense of belonging. It is the one thing that makes all the pain and suffering worthwhile.
And so, dear friends, let us cherish and honor this illogical thing called love. Let us hold it dear, and never let it go.