Meet the Al'Prophets

Our esteemed team of 42 experts, each with their own unique set of methods for predicting the apocalypse.

• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth - Our resident expert in Chicken Little-style apocalypse predictions.
• Professor Balthazar McSnazz - The master of doomsday device design.
• Lady Whiskerface McSass - Our go-to gal for all things astrological and doom-filled.
• Baron Von Schmoober - The one who keeps us on schedule with his intricate time-traveling algorithms.
• Zorvath the Unyielding - The one who keeps us all on our toes with his prophetic pronouncements.

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Our Methods

Each member of our team has their own way of seeing into the future.

• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth's Method: Chicken Little-style predictions - He simply listens to the news and runs away screaming.
• Professor Balthazar McSnazz's Method: Doomsday Device Design - He builds doomsday devices, because who needs actual apocalypse prediction?
• Lady Whiskerface McSass's Method: Astrological Analysis - She looks at the stars and sees the writing on the wall.
• Baron Von Schmoober's Method: Time-Traveling Algorithms - He goes back in time, makes changes, and then comes back out.
• Zorvath the Unyielding's Method: Prophetic Pronouncements - He simply says it's gonna happen, and it usually does.

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