About the Crystal Ball Consulting Team
Meet the team behind the world's most accurate, yet hilariously unreliable, predictions.
Prophet of Despair
Our team lead, Prophet of Despair, is a visionary with a penchant for the dramatic.
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Our resident expert in all things apocalyptic, Prophet of Doom is not afraid to predict the end.
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The Crystal Ball is our trusty tool for gazing into the unknown.
