Al'prophets: The Most Likely to Succeed in a Post-Apocalyptic World

Manifesto

By the power vested in us, we, the Al'prophets, have decreed that the following are the only acceptable uses for a toaster:

• Toasting bread
• Toasting bagels
• Toasting the occasional stray cat

And by the power vested in us, we have also decreed that the following are the only acceptable forms of music:

• Tin cans
• Blues
• Heavy metal

Join us, the Al'prophets, in our crusade to bring order to a chaotic world, one perfectly toasted slice at a time.

Read our submanifestos:

• The Submanifesto of Toaster Worship
• The Submanifesto of Musical Supremacy