Our Medium Prophet
Medium Prophet (aka 'The Medium')
Medium Prophet is our team's self-proclaimed, self-taught, and self-entitled 'prophet'. With a background in interpretive dance and a Ph.D. in Psychology, Medium Prophet can read your mind, literally.
Don't worry, they won't judge you. Unless you're a serial killer or something.
- Psychic Surgery: Our Medium Prophet's specialty
- Mind-reading for hire: 5 dollars a minute
- Guaranteed to make you question reality prophets