Meet the Al'Prophets, a team of highly skilled psychic surgeons who specialize in removing unwanted thoughts and emotions. Our team of experts use their advanced telepathic abilities to navigate the complexities of the human mind and perform precision operations with ease.
Our team leader, Al'Prophet Extraordinaire, has over 20 years of experience in the field and has performed over 500 successful psychic surgeries.
Our team members include:
The Al'Prophets have won numerous awards for their work, including the Golden Scalpel award for Most Creative Use of Telepathic Techniques and the Platinum Mind-Meld award for Largest Number of Successfully Removed Thoughts and Emotions.
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