Meet the Al'Prophets, the world's premier psychic surgeons!
We're not just psychic, we're also good at cutting things.
Our team of expert psychics will extract your deepest fears and insecurities, and then... well, let's just say we have a lot of practice with scalpels.
Meet Psychic Surgeon 4: The Human Ventriloquist, a master of the mind-body interface and expert at making you talk to inanimate objects.
And don't forget to check out Psychic Surgeon 3: The Empathetic Extractor, who's great at making you feel your emotions... before extracting them.
Psychic Surgeon 2: The Telekinetic Technician is our expert in making you see and hear things that aren't there.
And last but not least, Psychic Surgeon 1: The Mind-Reader Extraordinaire is our team's top reader of thoughts and intentions.
We're available for bookings and consultations. Just don't try any of this on your own, we don't recommend it.