The Prophetic Council

Our Team of Experts

Meet our team of highly skilled, yet slightly unhinged, prophets. Each with their own unique style and brand of prophecy.

Each member of our team has their own area of expertise, and they're all just as good at being prophets as each other is.

Want to hear some of our most prophetic prophecies? Check out our prophecies page for the latest on the future.

Want to talk to one of our prophets? Fill out the contact form below.

Or, you know, just shout at our windows. We can hear you.

Our team's collective unconscious is always open for business.