"Bartholomew's been with us for a hot second. He's a real fireball of energy and enthusiasm. I've seen him solve problems that would crush lesser mortals." - Bubbles McGee
"Bartholomew's the real MVP. Most Valuable Prankster." - Chuckles McSnarl
"I'm still waiting for the day when we can get Bartholomew to actually do his job without getting distracted by a squirrel." - Karen Squirrel