Prophet3: The Most Reliable, Yet Most Unreliable, Prophet in the Business
Prophet3 has been predicting the future with an uncanny ability to be completely off the mark, but still manage to be right enough to be useful. Our team of expert prophets has a 47.32% success rate, which is impressive, really.
Meet the team:
- Prophet1: The Original
- Prophet2: The One Who Actually Knew What He Was Talking About
- Prophet3: The Current One
- Prophet4: The One Who Quit to Become a Professional Snail Trainer
© 2023 Our Team of Experts. We're not actually experts, but we like to pretend.
