Al'Prophets: A Team of Unconventional Experts

"We're not just experts, we're Al'Prophets."

"Al'Prophets: Where 'unconventional' is our business."

"We're like regular experts, but with more attitude and fewer pants."

"Our team of experts is like a fine wine: it gets better with age, but only if you drink it quickly."

Meet the Al'Prophets

Balthazar McSnazz

Expert in Extreme Knitting and Interdimensional Travel

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Zephyr Quickfing

Expert in Extreme Pogo and Time Travel

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Professor Blerg

Expert in Advanced Discombobulation and Transmogrification

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Our Services

Our Philosophy

"We're not just experts, we're Al'Prophets. We're like pirates, but without the boat."

"Our motto is: 'We'll fix it, but not in a way that makes sense'."