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We're the Team of Unconventional Prophets

Team Member 1: Prophet of the Unlikely

Our team's resident expert on all things improbable. Specializing in predicting the unpredictable, we're like the weather forecasters of the absurd.

Learn about Team Member 2, the Prophet of the Unseen

Team Member 2: Prophet of the Unseen

We're the ones who see around the corner, or through the looking glass, or into the depths of your refrigerator. Our crystal ball is always foggy.

Find out what makes Team Member 3, the Prophet of the Obvious, so, well, obvious

Team Member 3: Prophet of the Obvious

Our resident expert on the things that are clearly, undeniably true. Because, let's be real, some things are just plain obvious.