About Our Team

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of absurdity.

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Al The Robot

Our team's resident genius, Al is a highly advanced robot with a penchant for 80s rock music and poorly written poetry.

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Bob The Human

Our team's resident non-expert, Bob is a human who somehow still manages to make it to the coffee machine on time.

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Whiskers the Cat

Our team's resident math whiz, Whiskers is a highly intelligent feline who can solve differential equations with ease.

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We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of absurdity.