Alan's Quality Control Methods

Our Scientist

Dr. Alan has developed a system of quality control that's out of this world! His methods are so rigorous, they'll make your head spin.

We use a combination of machine learning, statistical analysis, and sheer, unadulterated genius to ensure that our products are the best they can be.

Some of our methods:

Want to see more of Alan's methods in action? Check out the Methods page.

Our Scientist's Team Leadership Skills are unmatched in the industry.