Ale-Xander

Ale-Xander is the most interesting member of the team. He's a master of the ancient art of Extreme Ironing. His skills include:

• Extreme Ironing: He can iron a shirt in under 3 minutes while simultaneously solving a Rubik's cube.
• Extreme Baking: He can bake a cake that's so hot, it'll make your eyes melt.
• Extreme Procrastination: He can stare at a blank page for hours, defying the laws of productivity.

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