Alex's Talents

Alex is a jack-of-all-trades and a master of none. Their talents include:

Procrastination: Alex has perfected the art of doing nothing for hours on end.
Cooking: Alex can burn water with the best of 'em.
Cybernetic Welding: Alex can solder a toaster to the ceiling with alarming accuracy.
Professional Snack Food Critic: Alex can tell you which brand of potato chip is best.