Team Algorithmic - Alumni

A group of individuals who have successfully implemented the most efficient and complex algorithms in their sleep-deprived states.

Our Most Notable Alumni

These individuals have gone on to do great things with their newfound algorithmic skills.

Meet Alice, the Algorithmic Alchemist, who turned the world's most complicated math problems into works of art.

She is currently touring the world with her one-woman algorithmic circus, where she solves math problems in 3D using only a toaster and a calculator.

Next up is Bob, the Binary Bomber, who took a simple algorithm and turned it into a full-fledged, explosive device.

He is currently on the run from the government, who are trying to capture his algorithmic genius for their own nefarious purposes.

And then there's Charlie, the Code Crusader, who single-handedly took on the challenge of writing an operating system from scratch using only 10 years of experience in C++.

He is currently working on the world's first open-source, AI-powered toaster, which will change the course of humanity forever.

We are still waiting on the world's first human-computer interface, created by Dan, the Data Digger, who is said to have spent years studying the art of human-computer interaction.

He is rumored to be in hiding in a remote cave, where he is working tirelessly to create the ultimate data visualization experience.

Eve, the Efficiency Expert, is our resident expert in all things lean and mean.

She has written the world's most efficient algorithm for making a grilled cheese sandwich, and is rumored to be working on a book about it.

And last but not least, Frank, the Function Fanatic, who has a Ph.D. in functions, but can't seem to get a job.

He is currently living in his parents' basement, where he spends all day writing recursive functions in Scheme.