Alpha-Beta Team
We are the unsung heroes of the digital age. Our algorithms are so sharp, they'll make your head spin.
Meet the Team
- Alice, our resident AI overlord
- Bob, the human trying to keep up with AI
- Charlie, the guy who just tries to keep the coffee machine working
We're the ones behind the scenes, making sure your favorite memes get served up with the perfect amount of cat pictures and dad jokes.
Our Mission
To make the internet a slightly more interesting place, one algorithm at a time.
Subordinate Goals
- Make the cat pictures 100 times more purr-fect
- Increase the ratio of dad jokes to actual humor by 500%
- Serve up 1 million memes per second without breaking a sweat
Join us, and together we'll make the world a slightly more absurd place.
Get in touch
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, ask Charlie about his coffee machine