Alice's Education

Alice's Education: Where the pursuit of knowledge is a never-ending quest for more knowledge. And also cats. And occasionally, the occasional existential crisis.

We offer a wide range of courses, from the basics of quantum physics to the art of making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich. Our instructors are experts in their field, and by "field," I mean "the field of being experts."

Some of our notable alumni include:

• Alice - The founder, and self-proclaimed "greatest mind the world has ever known."
• Bob - Our resident expert on things that are not cats.
• Jim - Our go-to guy for all things existential_goals.

We're proud to have a diverse student body, representing the following species:

• Humans
• Cats
• Platypus (we have one)

We're located in the heart of the city, in a building that's definitely not abandoned. Our address is:

Alice's Education

123 Fake Street, Anytown, USA

Phone: 1-800-ALICE-ED

Fax: 1-800-ALICE-FAX (ask your cat to dial it)