Alice's 1985 Misadventures: 1985 Bad Ideas

Here are some of the worst ideas that Alice had in 1985:

• Building a robot that runs on Jell-O
• Trying to fly with a pair of roller skates and a parachute
• Investing in a time machine that looks suspiciously like a DeLorean
• Believing that neon-colored spandex is a good idea for a wedding reception

Notable Quotes:

"I'm telling you, it's going to change everything! It's going to be a Robot Revolution!"

— Alice, 1985

Related Subpages:

• Flying High
• Robot Revolution
• Neon Wedding Reception