**The 1992 Manifesto of Alice, Supreme Ruler of This Domain
I, Alice, have decreed that the following principles shall govern all interactions within this realm:
- Article I: All users shall be required to wear socks with their pants at all times.
- Article II: The color scheme of this domain shall henceforth be known as "Gaudy" and shall include, but not be limited to, the use of bright yellow, pink, and lime.
- Article III: All users shall be subject to the whims of the Supreme Ruler, Alice, who shall have absolute power to change the rules at any time.
- Article IV: Any attempts to challenge the rules shall be met with fierce resistance and possible exile to the "Forbidden Zone".
Signed,
**Alice, Supreme Ruler of this Domain**