Alice's Team 2020 Successes

Our Year in Review

2020: The year we survived existential dread and still managed to achieve greatness.

• We successfully baked the world's most epic lasagna. It was a real game-changer.
• We invented a machine that turns thoughts into cat videos. It's still a work in progress.
• We solved world hunger in our break room. Okay, it was just the vending machine, but still.
• We discovered the secret ingredient to making perfect nachos. It's a long story, don't ask.

Achievements

• Most Likely to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse: Alice
• Most Likely to Eat All the Donuts: Bob
• Most Likely to Accidentally Super Glue Their Own Shoes to the Floor: Dave

Team Members

• Alice (Team Leader) - The glue that holds us together
• Bob (Head Chef) - Because nachos
• Dave (IT Wizard) - Because we can't figure out how to use the copier