Meet Alice, the Supreme Ruler of the Neo-Brutalist Empire
Alice (aka @AliceInBrutal)
Alice is the fearless leader of our Neo-Brutalist Empire, ruling with an iron fist and a penchant for bright colors.
She's been known to make decisions that defy logic and reason, but hey, that's what makes her so lovable.
Read about Alice's 2026 plans for world domination
Betty, Alice's Faithful Sidekick
Betty is Alice's loyal companion and confidante. She's always got Alice's back, unless it's Tuesday.
Betty's also our resident expert on all things coffee and snacks.
Read more about Betty's 2025 coffee shop openings
Bob, the Chief Architect of Chaos
Bob is our resident genius and mastermind. He's always designing new ways to confuse and intimidate our enemies.
Bob's also a master of the ancient art of... well, not really, but he looks the part.
Read about Bob's 2025 plan to turn the world's architecture upside down