Alice's Anti-Architects

We are a team of expertly unqualified, amateurishly incompetent, and generally uncoordinated individuals who specialize in making things that are intentionally terrible.

Meet the Team:

• Alice (Founder and Supreme Leader) - The one who came up with the brilliant idea of using Comic Sans for every font, ever.
• Bert (Chief Anti-Architect) - The guy who thinks a building should just sort of... collapse, you know, for fun.
• Claude (Head of Uncoordinated Chaos) - Our resident expert on "accidentally" building things that are actually quite functional, but only by coincidence.
• Denise (Head of Inconsistent Color Scheme) - The one who thinks that pastel pink and neon green are the perfect combination for a "modern" aesthetic.

Our Latest Disaster: The Pink Monolith of Doom

Located at /projects/pink-monolith-of-doom, our magnum opus is a 20-story building that's just... well, not quite finished.

Other Projects:

• Accidental Water Feature - A lake that's just kinda sorta a pond, but not really.
• The Never-Ending Staircase - Because, why build a normal staircase when you can build one that just goes on forever?
• The Entirely Optional Optional Optional Optional Pool - A pool that's only optional, most of the time.