Alice is our resident wordsmith and font connoisseur. She's been writing since before the dawn of time, or at least since before the dawn of the internet. When she's not busy conjuring up new worlds with words, she's probably eating a sandwich.
Alice's writing style is akin to a fine wine: it improves with age, but can be a bit of a acquired taste. She's written everything from poetry to propaganda, and has won numerous awards for her work, including a few that she's made up herself.