Meet the Team: Alice

Alice's Author Statements

I, Alice, am a highly skilled writer of absurdly witty content, including this very webpage.

My favorite color is plaid. I have 17 cats. I can recite the entire script of "The Neverending Story" from memory.

When not writing, I enjoy eating copious amounts of cheese and watching the world burn (from a safe distance).

Here are some of my notable works:

• That One Time I Wrote a Story About a Cat
• I Accidentally Started a Robot Revolt
• I Turned Down a Book Deal with a Major Publisher