Alice's Bacteriaology Team

Welcome to the most prestigious team of bacteria researchers in the world! We're here to help you understand the intricacies of microorganisms and how they'll eventually eat your favorite sweater.

Dr. Alice "The Bacterium Whisperer" Smith

Team Lead and Chief Bacteria Wrangler. Expert in all things E. coli, Salmonella, and that one weird guy that's always getting sick.

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Bob "The Microbe Maestro" Johnson

Our resident expert on fungal growth patterns and the perfect ratio of yeast to bread.

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Disclaimer: We're not actually experts. We just have a lot of opinions.