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Because you asked for it, here's a collection of Alice's most obscure literary endeavors, lovingly presented in the style of a futuristic aquatic wonderland.
A collection of short stories about the absurd adventures of mermaids and other sea creatures in a world where time and space are relative, but the beer is always cold.
Read the first chapter: The Mermaid's Guide to Quantum Entanglement
A textbook for the aspiring mermaid scientist, covering topics such as: quantum mechanics, oceanic topology, and the art of making the perfect seaweed wrap.
Get the audiobook: Advanced Mermaidology: The Audio Edition