"When in doubt, just shout 'Team!' and hope someone hears you." - Alice
"The best way to get a job done is to not do it, but just pretend to do it, and then blame the intern for the mess." - Alice
"If at first you don't succeed, just call it a 'beta release' and pretend it's still in development." - Alice
"The only thing more painful than a meeting with the team is a meeting with the team on a Monday morning." - Alice
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