Alice's 1985 Top Secret Agent Handbook

Chapter 1: Infiltrating the Fridge

As a top-secret agent, you're trained to blend in with the locals. But have you ever found yourself in a sticky situation with a pesky fridge that won't stop beeping?

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here's the ultimate guide on how to infiltrate the fridge without getting caught.

Chapter 2: Disguises 101

Disguises are key in the world of espionage. Learn how to turn yourself into a perfectly convincing 80s housewife, complete with a perm and a shoulder pad.

Chapter 3: High-Stakes Negotiation

Ever found yourself in a high-pressure situation, where the fate of the world hangs in the balance? This chapter will teach you the art of haggling with a 3-year-old.

Chapter 4: The Fine Art of Faking a Sneeze

Chapter 5: Advanced Fridge-Infiltration Techniques

Appendix: The Top Secret Agent's Guide to 80s Pop Culture References