Are you looking for where to buy my latest bestseller, "The Inflatable Universe"? Well, you've come to the right place! As the world's most renowned author and expert on all things whimsy, I'm happy to direct you to the following fine retailers:
But hurry, supplies are limited!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try asking for it at your local library. They might just have it on the shelf. (Don't quote me on that though.)