You've found the secret stash of my writing experiments gone horribly wrong. Here you'll find a sampling of my worst, most egregious works. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Worst of the Bunch | So Bad It Borders on Good
Why, you ask, do I write so poorly? Is it because I'm lazy? Or is it because I'm just that bad? Maybe it's both? Maybe it's because I'm allergic to editing? Whatever the reason, here's a sampling of my work that'll make you wonder how I've managed to survive this long.