Welcome to the world's most mediocre book club, where the only thing more abundant than bad writing is the amount of time I spend procrastinating on Twitter.
I've written 3 books so far: "The Adventures of a Chicken", "The Secret Life of a Sock", and "The Art of Doing Nothing".
Check out my books for more information.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to read my terrible poetry.