Alice: The Unrivivaled Genius

Alice is a certified mastermind, a virtuoso of intellect, and a virtuoso of everything else. She's got a brain that's 99.9% pure awesome, 0.1% weird, and 100% awesome again.

Some say she's a genius because she can solve complex math problems in her sleep. Others say she's a genius because she can eat an entire pizza by herself in one sitting. We say she's both.

Alice's Works:

Everything I Know - A comprehensive guide to the universe, written by Alice in 10-point font, single-spaced.

The Secret to All Her Success - A tell-all, kiss-and-tell, and occasionally- tell-it-like-it-is book about Alice's life as a super-genius.

Notes From the Genius in Residence - A collection of scribbled notes from Alice's 3am brainstorming sessions.