Once upon a time, in a world not so different from our own, bacteria were just a bunch of single-celled organisms trying to make it in the big city. But little did they know, their time was coming.
It was a dark and gritty age, where the strong would survive, and the weak would perish. But our heroes, the bacteria, were not ones to be trifled with. They were the ultimate survivors, adapting and evolving in ways that would make your grandpa proud.
The bacteria had always been around, but it wasn't until they formed their own empire that things started to get real. They built their own cities, with towering colonies that defied the laws of physics and good taste.
At the helm of this microbial empire was the great and powerful Bacillus Maximus, a bacterium of unparalleled strength and cunning. He was the one who united the warring clans of bacteria, forging a path that would take them to the stars.
Or at least, to the nearest patch of dirty dishes.
This chapter would not be possible without the tireless efforts of Dr. Bob S. Pseudomonas, our intrepid researcher and explorer.