Bacteriaology 102: Chapter 1 - The Colonization of Alice's Team

By Dr. Jane Smith, renowned expert in Bacteriaology and Team Dynamics.

In this, the first chapter of our esteemed textbook, we explore the intricacies of bacterial colonization on Alice's team. A seemingly innocuous group of coworkers, but don't be fooled - beneath the surface lies a complex ecosystem of microbes, each with its own agendas and alliances.

Chapter 1 Key Takeaways:

• Key indicators of bacterial colonization: Increased coffee consumption, more frequent trips to the break room, and an unexplained smell of mildew.
• The role of the Team's CEO in facilitating or hindering bacterial growth.
• Case study: The Great Bacteria-Outbreak of 2022.