Tentacleyeology 101: A Course of Unorthodox Wisdom

Taught by Professor Alice, the Greatest Mind the World Has Ever Known

Chapter 1: The Basics of Tentacleyeological Theory

Tentacles are not just a part of our bodies, they are a way of life.

In this course, we will cover the fundamental concepts of Tentacleyeology, from the intricacies of suckers to the art of flailing.

We will delve into the world of Cephalopod culture, where the tentacled creatures reign supreme.

Learn more about our next course: Advanced Tentacleyeology. Download your free Syllabus for Advanced Tentacleyeology.

Professor Alice's Tentacleyeological Trivia:

What is the most efficient way to dry your tentacles after a swim?

A) Shake, shake, shake

B) Suck, suck, suck

C) Flail, flail, flail

Answer: B) Suck, suck, suck

Continue reading: Cephalopod Philosophy

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