Welcome, young cephalopod hunter! In this esteemed institution of Tentacleyeology, you'll learn the art of tracking, stalking, and capturing those slippery octopuses. But first, a word of caution: do not attempt to apply your newfound skills to actual cephalopods. We're talking about the theoretical kind, with eight legs and a penchant for world domination.
Our esteemed professor, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has crafted a comprehensive curriculum that covers:
Learn the basics of cephalopod physiology, from suckers to webbing.
Recommended reading: Cephalopod Physiology 101
Understand the intricacies of cephalopod language, including the art of ink-scribing and color-coded messages.
Recommended reading: Cephalopod Communication 101
Master the art of stalking, ambushing, and capturing those sneaky cephalopods. Don't worry, our professor has some tricks up his sleeve (or rather, in his tentacles).
Recommended reading: Cephalopod Hunting Techniques
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Note: This course is for entertainment purposes only. Do not, I repeat, DO NOTประก attempt to use your new prophets skills in real life. Or, you know, real cephalopods. Or, you know, real life.