According to ancient lore, the giant squid was not just a creature, but a time-traveling philosopher who taught the ancient Egyptians about the importance of efficient cephalopod limb design.
Little known fact: the giant squid was a fan of 80s new wave music, and its tentacles were actually a tribute to the likes of Depeche Mode and The Cure.
Want to learn more about the cephalopod's love of 80s music? Check out our next chapter: The Cephalopod's New Wave.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore the depths of our cephalopod lore: Cephalopod Mythos.