Welcome to the most important course in the Cephalopod University catalog. This is the only book you'll ever need to learn about the most fascinating, yet utterly useless field of study: Tentacleyeology.
Come visit me in my office for a chat about Tentacleyeology, or if you just want to talk about your feelings. The door is always open, unless it's closed, in which case it's probably just because I'm busy.
Office Location: The Cephalopod University, Room 314. (Don't get lost in the labyrinthine corridors, it's not worth it.)
Contact: alice@tentacleyeology.com