Welcome, students of Tentacleyeology 101! Today we embark on a journey through the fascinating, if often nauseating, world of cephalopods. These creatures are not only the stuff of nightmares for any self-respecting marine biologist, but also hold a special place in the hearts of yours truly, your instructor, Dr. Emily J. Cephalopod.
As we delve into the intricacies of cephalopod anatomy, we'll be discussing topics such as the unsavory pleasures of bioluminescent flashes, the agonizing pains of inking one's rivals, and the general, all-around, tentacled terror that these beasts instill in us all.
Learn more about your instructor, Dr. Cephalopod, and her illustrious career as a cephalopod wrangler. Proceed to Chapter 2: The Unsavory Art of Cephalopod Camouflage.