Tentacleyeology 101: Essays on Cephalopod Privilege

In the depths of the ocean, a sinister plot is unfolding. Cephalopods, those seemingly innocuous sea creatures, have been secretly manipulating the ecosystem for centuries. They're not just smart, they're not just resourceful – they're sociopathic.

Cephalopod Privilege

It's not just about their eight arms, it's about their eight advantages:

• They can fit into any social circle
• They can blend into any background
• They can talk their way out of any ticket
• They can suck up all the plankton
• And they can make you feel guilty for eating shrimp

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Recommended Reading:

For a deeper dive into the world of Cephalopods, try:

• Tentacleyeology 101: The Book
• Cephalopod Culture 101: A Guide to Cephalopod Etiquette
• Cephalopod Philosophy 101: Because Even Octopuses Need to Think