Chapter 4: The Cephalopod Conspiracy

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In which we reveal the shocking truth about the Great Octo-Pizza Scandal

It's no secret that cephalopods have been secretly controlling the world for centuries, but few know the full extent of their power. But what if I told you that these eight-armed overlords were also behind the great Octo-Pizza Scandal of 1987?

Learn the recipes that made the cephalopods rich and powerful

Tune in next week for Chapter 5: The Tentacled Illuminati

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A brief history

It started with a simple prank call to a popular pizza chain, but soon the cephalopods had infiltrated the highest echelons of power, manipulating the global pizza delivery infrastructure for their own nefarious purposes.

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Steve's Favorite Recipes

From the classic Tentacled Tacos, to the more exotic Octo-Steak au Poivre, Steve has shared his favorite cephalopod-inspired dishes with the world. Read on for Chapter 2: Cephalopod Cuisines